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Long Story Short

(If you’re not coming here from the link on Facebook and want the really short version of the news here’s the link: https://www.facebook.com/abasham  Mine is funnier though )

There’s a story about me on a car ride to church one evening that I only vaguely remember but I believe my mom has written down in the Bible she used at the time. On this ride I asked my dad, who was a pastor and would be preaching that evening, if his sermon was going to be long or short that evening (something special was going on the next day). He told me that it was going to be, “about average I guess, why?” and I apparently replied, “Oh, well, I was wondering if you knew how to make a long story short.”  Those of you who know me may know I can sometimes struggle doing that myself…hey, stop laughing! It’s true, I love a good story, and it’s hard to squeeze all the funny out of one if you make it too short. I’m going to do my best here, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.  READ MORE »