Monthly archives for July, 2016

Adventures in Paper Pregnancy

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I think it goes without saying that adoption is a wee bit different than your average pregnancy. The obvious things are missing. The baby bump, the ultrasounds, the cravings…well I’ve been wanting ice cream but I’ve being told by my wife that apparently that doesn’t count…*sigh*…fine.  In any case we’ve long come to terms with the fact that we’re not going to get the average expecting parents experience (sounds like a Disney thing doesn’t it? “The Expecting Parents Experience” *cue music*). However, we get our own experience that involves no stretch marks, back pain, or morning sickness as far as Amy is concerned (I on the other hand…ok I’m just kidding I don’t have any of those…maybe). So what’s the catch? Well, what we do get is a process that takes over twice as long and involves more paperwork than your standard mortgage. Sound fun? Lets dive in…

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Big News

Ah ha! I surprised you didn’t I? I’ll bet you’d completely forgotten that you’d subscribed to this blog way back when we were off gallivanting around Europe. Well, one of us was gallivanting anyway, the other one was working…sorry Amy. In any case, since returning to the United States after our time across the pond life’s been pretty un-blogworthy for the most part. Rental houses, jobs, laundry (ugh, laundry….but I can run both washer and dryer at once, thank you America). BORING. Much of “regular” life is, which makes it hard to be funny about it.

Well, I’ve come to tell you that “boring” is slowly coming to a close. We have devised a plan so cunningly brilliant that it should make the rest of our entire lives blogworthy! It is here I choose to announce my plans to run for President of the United States! Wait, wait, wait, no, wrong blog. Sorry. We all know someone like me could never be elected to public office, the cat stories alone would disqualify me. So what’s the big story you should ask? Well I’ll tell you…   READ MORE »